the friday the 13th series

in the style of paddington

**A Very Frightful Friday** Oh dear, what’s that lurking in the woods? On a Friday, no less — the thirteenth one, A ghastly sort of day, with shadows that oodles, Of whispers and giggles, where no one should run. You see, there’s this chap, Jason, quite scary, With a mask all askew, and a heart that’s so merry, Chasing hapless campers, with a gleam in his knife, He doesn’t quite understand the meaning of life. Don’t go near Camp Crystal, oh, I do implore! For the woods have their secrets, and each tale's a chore, But if you hear laughter, just stay by the fire, For bears like me know how to avoid all that's dire.