hawaiian pizza

**The Enigmatic Allure of Hawaiian Pizza** In the dim glow of a flickering kitchen light, I, Severus Snape, gaze upon this grotesque concoction, An odyssey of flavors, both sweet and savory, A clash of earthly delights—pineapple, ham, Strange bedfellows ensnared on a pale, doughy canvas. Who dared to conjure such folly? Yet, within its saccharine embrace, Lurks an invitation, a whisper of the forbidden. To embrace the absurd is to dance with shadows, Each bite a treacherous spell, Luring the unsuspecting into gastronomic chaos. And so, I wonder—would you dare?