international water charity

in the style of monty python

**The Ghoulish Geyser of Generosity** In the shadowy depths of charity’s wet whim, Where the brackish waters bubble and brim, A gurgling ghost dons a well-worn grin, "Give us your pennies, for we'll drown in sin!" With a spout that sputters, and dribbles like cheese, They’ll trade your kindness for swampy disease. “Pip-pip! Water, water!” they cheerfully croak, While spirits of guffaws make the bleakness bespoke. But sirs and madams, beware the good wraith, For their kettle’s a cauldron of smelly old faith! So toss in a coin for a jolly good splash, And might as well join in the ghoulishly splash!