international water charity

in the style of monty python

**A Gloomy Draught: The Haunting of the Leaky Tap** In the murky murmurings of mysterious waters, where the gurgling pipes wail like lost souls, the international charity flits and flounders, drenched in well-meaning righteousness! “Aye, for just a penny a day!” they bellow, as the taps drip like a ghostly lullaby, each droplet a sinister reminder— “Thirsty? Aching? Behold the billowing buckets!” Yet, it’s but an ill wind that blows, as the river’s vote to vote with its feet, gurgles forth in cryptic tongues: “Oi! Save me from this bloody wretched fate!”