international water charity
in the style of monty python
**A Gloomy Draught: The Haunting of the Leaky Tap**
In the murky murmurings of mysterious waters,
where the gurgling pipes wail like lost souls,
the international charity flits and flounders,
drenched in well-meaning righteousness!
“Aye, for just a penny a day!” they bellow,
as the taps drip like a ghostly lullaby,
each droplet a sinister reminder—
“Thirsty? Aching? Behold the billowing buckets!”
Yet, it’s but an ill wind that blows,
as the river’s vote to vote with its feet,
gurgles forth in cryptic tongues:
“Oi! Save me from this bloody wretched fate!”